Vegan Zombies

My friend Brandon pointed out that Vegan zombies like to eat artichoke hearts. I realize that the food pyramid doesn't work well for them. Below is a list of approved vegan zombie foods inspired by Brandon:

Head of Lettuce
Head of Cabbage
Head of Broccoli
Head of Cauliflower
Ear of Corn
Potato Eyes
Artichoke Hearts
Hearts of Romaine
Hearts of Palm
Celery Ribs
Elbow Macaroni

And for breakfast and special treats:
Grape Nuts

What do Zombies Eat?

I have watched many zombie movies and from them it is clear that zombies like brains, but is living on brains alone good for zombies? Fortunately the zombie food pyramid is available to help guide zombies on what to eat. While brains are the most important it is essential for them to not forget about other important food items. See below.

Geekisms

I enjoy reading and collecting "Geekisms" as I call them, and thought I'd share some with you ... Let me know if you have any others.

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

> Select * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned

While(!(succeed=try()));

> ping localhost
Request timed out.
Host unreachable.

You are experiencing an ID-ten-T error. We’ve narrowed it down to PEBKAC.

01000010 01111001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01001101 01100101 00100001 00100001

Cinematic Titanic

I recently learned that many of the creators of Mystery Science Theater 3000 have started a new project. Cinematic Titanic

I am looking forward to seeing their work.